Comedians share anecdotes from their performances (Part 4)

Oh, my God. That's new york. That's just a new york for you. Now. I'm out. Pure bread. Purebred. Black. Yeah. Humper Nickel. Never. My grandma used to call my daddy Cold Coffee black. Cuz that's how dark he was. Oh, really? Cold. Cold. Damn. She like, you got to make a hot pot of coffee. Leave it out. And that's your daddy. I'm glad I didn't say that. Wait. It was my grandma. I. Straight from the tap. Like, even when I was in Alpha Kirby, the whole front row was like elderly people. But I was like, oh. They were like, hey, we don't know what they like. So just. I was like, they probably won't fucking know bad if they're driving out in a fucking I love you in New Mexico. And I went up there and everything I said, the dude was like about to take his wife out. And then he started coughing real hard, so I stopped. And then he was like. Like the whole crowd stuck. Really? I was like, oh, I'm so sorry I was trying to kill you. Let's be funny. Don't lo. I'm a zombie. Getting lucky. Good. Don't be a junkie. That's my song. Sounds good to me. Whatever it takes, Nicole, you can go all the way. Okay. There you go. Thank you, Heidi. No, you guys are gonna be on the second step. And then Steve, you'll be on the third one right here. I'll be on the second. Just. Steve, lean in close. Jimmy, you're right here. Okay, perfect. Yeah, lovely. And then Steve, you'll.