Speaker shares humorous anecdotes about twins (Part 2)
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Process of elimination. But I was across the street, right? It was across the street at the time, because I was going to get my mail. Yeah. Packages. And I was across the street. So I was a little bit of a distance. So then 10 minutes later, I see B again in an. In the gray zip up hoodie. Except when I got closer, it was a. They dress alike. Dress alike. So here I thought, okay, B's wearing the gray hoodie. If I see A, I'll be like, oh, maybe. Hey, baby. All right. We knew a pair of twins. Brody. And I know that's how. That's redundant because we know these twins. People go, oh, I saw two twins. Yeah, we. That's how many twins. And for the longest time, Billy Joel, we. I would not could be able to tell them apart. No, I would go, hey, yes, because they. Because they looked alike, right? They dressed alike. They still do. They still do look alike. Except recently one of them got a boob job, but the other one didn't. So now it's very easy to tell them apart. Right. That was nice of her. Very cool. Here's the thing. I have. I have a good friend. When I went to. When I went to school with them, it was twin boys. And I was friends with one of them and not friends, not really close friends with the other one. And I could not tell them apart. Never mind the fact they were Asian. I mean, they really looked, you know, like there was nothing different about their hair color. It was like black hair. Black hair. Yeah. And. And they weren't, like, gonna dye their hair because guys don't dye their hair. Sometimes twin girls will, like, dye their hair one color. Like, oh, the redhead I get. Okay. So now that they're older, I can absolutely tell them apart because they've aged differently. Like, one's a little bit heavier, one's got a little. A longer face. Like, they're not identical. Identical anymore. And now when I look at the girls you're mentioning, right, I can tell them apart because one of them has a rounder face and one of them has a longer face. But if you look at them like, like separately, you wouldn't know which one was in the hallway. And within a photograph. Yeah, you can go, oh, oh, longer, that one. And now one of them is married and the other one is single. So now when one of them was pregnant, I was like, oh, I know who the pregnant one is, blah, blah, blah. But now that she's not pregnant anymore, it's.